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pussypussymarijuanaxd:

get out of me guitaa

weteevee:

parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”

official-sebastianstan:

Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders

LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE

jibblyuniverse:

To the sweat run down my american balls

Anonymous
asks:
Feminists keep fighting for the right to walk around with little clothing or naked without being sexualized. Yet if there were men fighting for the same thing, feminists would be all like "NO! Men can't do that, it promotes rape culture!!"

smitethepatriarchy:

kiwianaroha:

feministingforchange:

notallfeminists:

Can you imagine men fighting for the right to walk around half naked? Can anyone?

Ridiculous.

Yes I agree. It WOULD be silly for men to fight for the right to walk around half naked. Because they already have that right….

In 1935 it was equally illegally for men to expose their chest in the US as it was for women. Men protested by marching topless. By 1936 it was no longer a crime and actually considered normal. 

So yeah, men did fight for the right to walk around half naked, and they got it as soon as they asked. 

Hahahaha I hate everything.

broken-and-addicted:

its only 12:02  and im at the 3:00 stage. Death is soon. 

broken-and-addicted:

its only 12:02  and im at the 3:00 stage. Death is soon. 

Sad II [Starter Sentences]
  • "Are we dying?"

  • "At least let me hug you before you go."

  • "Do you really have to go so soon?"

  • "Go, your flight leaves soon."

  • "How lucky I am to have somebody like you that makes goodbyes like these so hard."

  • "I just feel like I'm losing you."

  • "I love you so much, _____, and you need to remember that, no matter how far away you are."

  • "I stopped missing you."

  • "I used to miss you so much."

  • "I'll miss you."

  • "It's an honor to have my heart broken by you."

  • "It's going to be hard to forget you; you've given me so much to remember."

  • "My heart hurts."

  • "No, please don't cry."

  • "Say something nice at my funeral, please."

  • "So, this is goodbye."

  • "Well, just lay here with me, then, until you have to go."

  • "Thank you for giving me a home for so long; but I can't stay."

  • "This is so hard."

  • "This is the worst kind of goodbye."

  • "You can't just leave like this."

astudyinships:

 punk’s not dead they’re just in arts&crafts

astudyinships:

punk’s not dead they’re just in arts&crafts

Iron Man Trivia Part 1/Part 2 click on pictures to read captions with more trivia

boneycircus:

fauxcyclops:

morelikekanyebest:

only-ronnie:

i will never not reblog this

Dr. Seuss was a racist. He wouldn’t attach his words to an interracial romance. Here are seven racist cartoons he made about Japanese-Americans during WWII.

He also later apologized and wrote Horton Hears a Who! to illustrate his remorse for his previous way of thinking

#crazily enough people can learn and change

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

scottish:

remember when these pieces of shit were everywhere and they were the best thing ever
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and when you were too old to play with them you would just randomly move one when no one was looking

cornerof5thandvermouth:

ahsatan:

bloodpactscout:

miss-zarves:

i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together

i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple

ohgodbenny:

DAMN THIS PARALLEL 

incurablylazydevil:

I’m you, aren’t I?