This is like a round of cards against humanity
thorin is a big dork and if bilbo ever called him cute he’d probably freak out and then go tell dwalin about it
#i’ve been thinking about this for 2 days now#he’d be hOrRIFIED#but he’s so vain there’s the slightest undercurrent of AWWW because DWARVEN EGO#ADORABLE how DAre YOU HALFLING#I AM THORIN OAKENSHIELD SON OF THRAIN SON SON OF THROR#KING UNDER THE MOUNTAIN#(almost) SLAYER OF AZOG THE DEFILER#LEADER OF DURINS FOLK#AND HEIR TO EREBOR THE SEAT OF THE DWARVEN—-#oh you really think so??#well that’s just—#/grumble grumble/#excuse me master baggins i have urgent matters i must attend to#over here#away#/grumbles and shuffles away/#DWALIIIIIIIIIIIIN (via richardrmitage)
shoutout to those people who see you fuck up real bad and just laugh with you
This is the devil’s favorite post
Bucky’s frown is the stuff of legend.
Sergeant Barnes, you are to be the
next top modelnew fist of HYDRA.
are you fucking kidding me
I LAUGH SO UFKCING HJARD EVEYR TIME IS EE THIS
Recap of 5.19 “Hammer of the Gods”