get out of me guitaa
parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”
me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”
Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders
LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE
To the sweat run down my american balls
Can you imagine men fighting for the right to walk around half naked? Can anyone?
Yes I agree. It WOULD be silly for men to fight for the right to walk around half naked. Because they already have that right….
In 1935 it was equally illegally for men to expose their chest in the US as it was for women. Men protested by marching topless. By 1936 it was no longer a crime and actually considered normal.
So yeah, men did fight for the right to walk around half naked, and they got it as soon as they asked.
Hahahaha I hate everything.
its only 12:02 and im at the 3:00 stage. Death is soon.
"Are we dying?"
"At least let me hug you before you go."
"Do you really have to go so soon?"
"Go, your flight leaves soon."
"How lucky I am to have somebody like you that makes goodbyes like these so hard."
"I just feel like I'm losing you."
"I love you so much, _____, and you need to remember that, no matter how far away you are."
"I stopped missing you."
"I used to miss you so much."
"I'll miss you."
"It's an honor to have my heart broken by you."
"It's going to be hard to forget you; you've given me so much to remember."
"My heart hurts."
"No, please don't cry."
"Say something nice at my funeral, please."
"So, this is goodbye."
"Well, just lay here with me, then, until you have to go."
"Thank you for giving me a home for so long; but I can't stay."
"This is so hard."
"This is the worst kind of goodbye."
"You can't just leave like this."
punk’s not dead they’re just in arts&crafts
Iron Man Trivia Part 1/Part 2 click on pictures to read captions with more trivia
i will never not reblog this
Dr. Seuss was a racist. He wouldn’t attach his words to an interracial romance. Here are seven racist cartoons he made about Japanese-Americans during WWII.
He also later apologized and wrote Horton Hears a Who! to illustrate his remorse for his previous way of thinking
i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love
They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together
i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple
DAMN THIS PARALLEL